#Jimmy stacks full
They think that they can just go to Florida with their crazy uncle Ray Ray, party with his biker gang, take hallucinogenic drugs, drive a Hertz rental Subaru onto the beach, light it on fire, publicly declare themselves Beach Master, Lord of Surf and Sand, then dive into shark-infested waters beneath a full moon. Find the obituary of Jimmy Stacks (1940 - 2021) from Mount Pleasant, TX. Scott had been true to his word about the job, teaching Jimmy stacks already. Now, this is where many wannabe minimalists trip up. Jimmy grimaced up at the cameraman who'd broken out into a grin again. If you want a simple life with fewer reconstructive surgeries, you need to cut out Florida and the toxic uncles who support it. Here’s why . . .ġ7% of all shark attacks on humans occur in Florida, despite the state having just . . .Ġ.29% of the world’s human population. Hint: that uncle who invited you on that “fun” diving trip in Florida is not a good man. Remember . . .ġ of your uncles is Top Dawg, and you should keep a small photo of him on your fridge inside a Popsicle-stick frame that reads “ BEST UNCLE!” The other uncles are dreck. Your other friends should be demoted to casual coffee pals and removed from your inner circle of tight-knit rabble-rousers who light bonfires and take mushrooms together.
The 5 friends who can help you with shark encounters-based on swimming, fighting, and CPR skills-are the only friends you need. The fix? Inventory your attachments, count them, and cut one-fifth. Other toxic emotions include FOMO, rumination, and sympathy for sharks (nature’s garbage). The desire to hoard clothing is a toxic emotion that will turn your bedroom into a bewildering trash heap. I’ll wait.Īre you hesitating and clinging to your plethora of shirts? Here’s the thing . . .Ģ0% of your emotional attachments are hurting you. The MrBeast Burger Combo stacks double or triple smashed crispy beef. How many do you really need? Only four, actually, because according to neuroscience, the brain can only handle twice as many shirts as you have nipples. Youtuber and Philanthropist MrBeast, officially known as Jimmy Donaldson, famous. Do you own twenty shirts? Wow, that’s so many. Quick question: Do you feel swamped in life and overwhelmed with clutter? Don’t worry! Just follow this elegant, life-simplifying rule composed of eleven sub-rules.Ĩ0% of your physical possessions contribute nothing to your happiness. Hello, aspiring minimalists, and welcome to today’s episode of “Cut the Crap!”-the podcast that helps you focus on what matters.
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